Charlotte

Damn it, Charlotte may be pregnant. We are solving that by getting her a smushmortion. I'm not happy about it, but I don't want to deal with puppies. She would be a horrible mother as well! I got a new bed today. It's been a couple years since I've had a good nights sleep, because of my sucky ass bed. It was falling apart, so I finally gave in and bought a new one. It better be worth the $200 for it and make my back stop hurting. I have still yet to unpack all of my crap. Oh well. Oh and boys suck. Why must they all give you a run around, then be sweet. Fuck them. I don't need em'.

Geeze I'm bad at this

I always say that I need to remember to write everyday, well that obviously isn't happening, but this time I'm really going to try to write everyday or at least a couple times a week. So lets see, what's new Emily? Hmmm....

My coworker and I had planed on moving to Portland in August, but she decided not to, and I didn't want to move up there by myself, so now we are getting a town house off of South Lamar together. Should move in this week. Really excited. I'm in love with myself, so the whole dating thing hasn't been working out so well. I'm just to selfish. I personally see nothing wrong with being picky. You know what I'm okay with growing old alone, I'll have some land and live on it with my hundreds of dachshunds. I'd honestly be content with that. Sasha and Charlotte are doing well, I'm pretty sure they are excited for the move. I went skydiving a couple weeks ago. It was such an amazing experience. Going up in the plane as well as jumping was the most relaxed I've ever been. It was so calming. An experience that is hard to explain.

"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."